WARNING: pretty much random capitalization for no reason.
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Archetypes
They character is defined by this trait. Embrace the power of type. Let specificity leak out, but insist upon conformity to this generality.
- Brainiac Because of Brain Tumor of Which is Acutely Aware, Torn Between Mediocrity and Death
- Buffoon Because of Desperate Coping Mechanism, Hints of True Self in Offhand Comments
- Busybody Because Has Given Up On Own Longings
- Charlatan From Psychological Compulsion, Feels Terribly Guilty, Can't Ask for Help
- Chill, Man, This Is My Actual Philosophy Built upon the Ruins of Its Opposite
- So Cool I Can't Believe It
- Curmudgeon Who Unaccountably Is Justified In Prejudice, As You Will Soon See
- Dreamer Who Wants Something Very Very Stupid
- Hannibal Lecter, Give Or Take
- Hippie Because Has Given Up on Humans As a Cause But Cannot Escape the Need to Serve Something
- The Dude, With Potential Hinted At But Not Utilized for Fear of Failure
- Good Guy Unsatisfied With Goodness
- Martin Luther (Pre-Reformation)
- Revolutionary Dangerously Blind With Fervor For Personal Reasons, and Even Now They Are About to Land In Serious Trouble
- Perceived (Actual?) Messiah / Antichrist in Denial, But the Signs Are Coming On Stronger Now
- Happy Go Lucky Because Can't Confront the Existential Nightmare Haunting the Moments in Which They Forget to Smile
- Hopeless Romantic. Literally Hopeless. Latches Onto Terrible Target So As Not to be Disappointed.
- Radically Insecure re: Something, Lashes Out Uncontrollably re: Slights to It
- Bitterly Resentful of Past Slight, Constantly Displaying a Self in Opposition to It
- Know-it-All ("Actually . . .")
- Sakura
- Ruthlessly Scheming Institutional Climber
- Rockstar Secretly Writing High Art to Fulfill Self-Expectations
- Foreigner Who Is Very Foreigner But Is Laying It On Thick On Purpose
- Well-Read Redneck
- Bookworm Because Desperately Seeking Answers to a Single Question
- Jock Who Wants to Help Everyone Be Just Like Self
- Unbearably Preppy & Judgmental
- Pretentious (always offended at perceived "slights" to "station")
- Penitent But Seen/Done Some Things, Man
- Proper (shocked, shocked, and disappointed)
- Intelligent, Thoughtful Fundamentalist
- Good Samaritan
- Wallflower With Quiet Insight & Competence
- Workaholic
- Rock Lee
- Naruto
- Teddy Roosevelt
- Brazenly Venal
- Underachieving Cool Person Who's Been Everywhere And Is Talented At Everything
Look (add an adjective to any result)
- Describe a celebrity without using their name
- Exaggerated Feature (hair to waist, tiny hands, massive belly)
- Missing Feature (albinism, no eyes, no hair/beard, one ear)
- Metaphorical Feature (eyes like pits, teeth like milk, hair like dead leaves)
Goal
- Affection
- Commitment
- Repentance
- Apology
- Restitution
- Vengeance
- Attention
- Conversion
- Forgiveness
- Admission
- Respect
- Support
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