Thursday, July 3, 2014

100 NPCs for Your Delectation

Or just USE THIS GENERATOR

It's cobbled together from random places on the internet. 

The last clause is what's making the person unhappy. If they become a significant/recurring character, that's when you have them decide to do something about it.
  1. A(n) quick penitent who loves hula hooping and is unlucky in love.
  2. A(n) ferocious thief who loves hiking and is stuck in an abusive relationship. 
  3. A(n) unguarded extraordinary person who loves tatting and is terminally ill. 
  4. A(n) groggy rebel/revolutionary who loves rock stacking and doesn't measure up. 
  5. A(n) pensive underachiever who loves models and doesn't measure up. 
  6. A(n) capable hunter/predator who loves movie collecting and don't know what they believe anymore. 
  7. A(n) tactless bureaucrat who loves poker and is deeply deceived. 
  8. A(n) normal thief who loves graffiti and is unlucky in love.
  9. A(n) churlish leader who loves disc golf and is untalented.
  10. A(n) self-assured elder/mentor/teacher/parent who loves socializing with friends/neighbors and is stuck.
  11. A(n) kind judge/mediator who loves amateur radio and is untalented.
  12. A(n) idle rebel/revolutionary who loves tennis and is isolated.
  13. A(n) cowardly judge/mediator who loves microscopy and is terminally ill. 
  14. A(n) thoughtless fundamentalist who loves world record breaking and is denying there's a problem.
  15. A(n) brave pleaser/show-off who loves movie collecting and is deeply deceived. 
  16. A(n) obliging saboteur/betrayer who loves urban exploration and is stuck in an abusive relationship. 
  17. A(n) illogical guardian who loves roller derby and is worried to death. 
  18. A(n) paternalistic tempter who loves eating and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  19. A(n) sad caretaker who loves bird watching and is taken advantage of. 
  20. A(n) plain rogue who loves impersonations and is unlucky in love.
  21. A(n) idle tyrant who loves embroidery and is denying there's a problem.
  22. A(n) unbalanced curmudgeon who loves model aircraft making and flying and is worried to death. 
  23. A(n) warm underachiever who loves airsoft and is heavily indebeted.
  24. A(n) timid catalyst who loves gun collecting and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  25. A(n) normal leader who loves sleeping and can't let go. 
  26. A(n) depressed guardian who loves hunting and is isolated.
  27. A(n) undependable sycophant who loves bonsai tree and is deeply deceived. 
  28. A(n) short-tempered waif who loves net ball and doesn't measure up. 
  29. A(n) dextrous analyst who loves disc golf and is denied a pleasure because an obligation or belief. 
  30. A(n) paternal saboteur/betrayer who loves videophilia (home theater) and is stuck.
  31. A(n) idle caretaker who loves swimming and don't know what they believe anymore. 
  32. A(n) flabby ordinary man who loves beatboxing and has run out of ways to be happy.
  33. A(n) mercurial dreamer who loves ziplining and is worried to death. 
  34. A(n) talented caretaker who loves microscopy and is untalented.
  35. A(n) lovable penitent who loves microscopy and is stuck in an abusive relationship. 
  36. A(n) cool-headed investigator who loves camping and is unlucky in love.
  37. A(n) delightful child who loves shortwave listening and doesn't measure up. 
  38. A(n) pensive waif who loves mineral collecting and is friendless.
  39. A(n) affectionate poet who loves bridge and is soon to be imprisoned/executed/enslaved.
  40. A(n) circumspect sensualist who loves smooth jazz and is stuck in an abusive relationship. 
  41. A(n) outgoing thief who loves planking and is terminally ill. 
  42. A(n) tactless explorer/wanderer who loves reading to the elderly and is denied a pleasure because an obligation or belief. 
  43. A(n) subtle survivor who loves bicycling and is unlucky in love.
  44. A(n) hateful victim who loves garage saleing and can't let go. 
  45. A(n) nasty curmudgeon who loves embroidery and is destructively addicted. 
  46. A(n) affectionate perfectionist who loves boxing and is untalented.
  47. A(n) orderly gossip who loves fencing and is destructively addicted. 
  48. A(n) practical overachiever who loves kites and is destructively addicted. 
  49. A(n) patient caretaker who loves soccer and is isolated.
  50. A(n) stern curmudgeon who loves martial arts and is denied a pleasure because an obligation or belief. 
  51. A(n) delicate slacker who loves gunsmithing and has run out of ways to be happy.
  52. A(n) lethargic pleaser/show-off who loves cloud watching and is unlucky in love.
  53. A(n) mature underachiever who loves brewing beer and is denied a pleasure because an obligation or belief. 
  54. A(n) jovial monster who loves eating and is denying there's a problem.
  55. A(n) malicious saboteur/betrayer who loves marbles and is unlucky in love.
  56. A(n) frank hunter/predator who loves figure skating and is stuck in an abusive relationship. 
  57. A(n) capable child who loves gaming and is destructively addicted. 
  58. A(n) compassionate victim who loves motor sports and is unlucky in love.
  59. A(n) eager thief who loves volleyball and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  60. A(n) flaky analyst who loves people watching and is stuck.
  61. A(n) quiet monster who loves coloring and can't let go. 
  62. A(n) short-tempered introvert who loves dolls and is denied a pleasure because an obligation or belief. 
  63. A(n) self-assured victim who loves art collecting and is taken advantage of. 
  64. A(n) flaky perfectionist who loves shark fishing and doesn't measure up. 
  65. A(n) naughty gossip who loves antiquing and is heavily indebeted.
  66. A(n) cold monster who loves renting movies and is friendless.
  67. A(n) abnormal bully who loves candle making and is friendless.
  68. A(n) uncooperative survivor who loves modeling ships and is stuck in an abusive relationship. 
  69. A(n) deep bureaucrat who loves bmx and is untalented.
  70. A(n) jealous fundamentalist who loves racing pigeons and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  71. A(n) intelligent thief who loves reading to the elderly and is deeply deceived. 
  72. A(n) childish hunter/predator who loves kites and don't know what they believe anymore. 
  73. A(n) polite hunter/predator who loves jukskei and is soon to be imprisoned/executed/enslaved.
  74. A(n) judgmental benefactor who loves audiophilia and is worried to death. 
  75. A(n) energetic benefactor who loves ultimate frisbee and is worried to death. 
  76. A(n) gentle fundamentalist who loves motorcycles and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  77. A(n) guarded sycophant who loves hooping and can't let go. 
  78. A(n) chic anti-hero who loves blacksmithing and is denying there's a problem.
  79. A(n) slothful child who loves climbing and can't let go. 
  80. A(n) unstable villain who loves planking and is stuck.
  81. A(n) cold magician who loves trainspotting and has run out of ways to be happy.
  82. A(n) unaffected explorer/wanderer who loves knitting and is destructively addicted. 
  83. A(n) restless penitent who loves climbing and is deeply deceived. 
  84. A(n) judgmental child who loves skating and is terminally ill. 
  85. A(n) frank benefactor who loves figure skating and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  86. A(n) passionate martyr who loves scuba diving and is stuck.
  87. A(n) idle rake who loves quilting and is deeply deceived. 
  88. A(n) dainty monster who loves sand castle building and is destructively addicted. 
  89. A(n) natural perfectionist who loves astrology and is unlucky in love.
  90. A(n) indolent analyst who loves mountain biking and is stuck.
  91. A(n) uncooperative bully who loves horse riding and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  92. A(n) discerning herald/messenger who loves snowboarding and is unlucky in love.
  93. A(n) motivated investigator who loves learning to pilot a plane and is unlucky in love.
  94. A(n) lovely pleaser/show-off who loves juggling and was recently made unable to fulfill role due to injury/disease.
  95. A(n) unwilling caretaker who loves cloud watching and has run out of ways to be happy.
  96. A(n) one-sided elder/mentor/teacher/parent who loves parkour and is heavily indebeted.
  97. A(n) childlike introvert who loves taekwondo and is worried to death. 
  98. A(n) sleepy bully who loves judo and is heavily indebeted.
  99. A(n) warm fatalist who loves baton twirling and is friendless.
  100. A(n) mature tempter who loves writing music and is denying there's a problem.